May 21, 2009

You Fucking Idots


Yesterday.




Because of the 12 minutes that I was a journalism major, I know that Drew Sharp didn't write the headline.



Fuck it -- it's still his fault.


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

THANK YOU! NO ONE in my family understands when I FREAK OUT when I see or hear something like that. I light candles. I get out the rally cap. Just ask Mario Impemba when he went on and on about Polanco's fielding (next ground ball - error) or Magglio's sweet swing. We might be okay - it is DEATH in baseball. Let's hope that the hockey gods have english as a second language.

Tram

JB said...

And now Datsyuk is day to day with a sore foot. Due to my irrational nerves,and utter fear that he will be out for Game 3, I'm chosing to blame Drew Sharp.

Tyler said...

Fucking Free Press. I mean sure, he technically suffered the injury before they printed the headline, but still.

For those that aren't in the know already:

http://www.freep.com/article/20090521/BLOG09/90521051/1053/rss17



Fuck.

Tyler said...

Funny you mention the Impemba jinx Tram. He and John Keating are deliberately trying to jinx the Tigers into not getting a hit right now. Tie game in the 8th, and Mario literally goes "homerun" before Polanco swings. I'm at a loss for words.

Anonymous said...

Hah!

Tyler, rally cap trumps Mario and Keating!

Tram

RT said...

Mickey Redmond is the worst shutout jinxer i've ever seen. I cant even count how many times i've seen ozzie or hasek play fantastic and then let in a pissant fluke goal in the final 2 mins cuz mickey said the S word like 5 times in the 3rd period. The booth is no place for a nervous person, mickey. Bingo bango, katie bar the door.

In other news, can Ken Daniels' eyes be closer together?

Kyle said...

Definitely. Detroit's had it's fair share of bad karma over the years and I agree that the media is way too casual about looking ahead. The FSN crew always acknowledges the shut out jinx but it never stops any one of them from doing it anyway.

Until karma is good and Detroit doesn't win the Cup, the neuroticism works well for me.

Baroque said...

Alright, this clinches it - Drew Sharp really IS evil.

It isn't a best of three series, you moron - it's best of SEVEN! And it might, MIGHT be okay to get cocky if Detroit had won both games by at least seven goals - but with one okay win, and one tired effort that barely squeaked by - NO COCKINESS is permissible.

Geez, what morons.