Congratulations to Datsyuk (huge fan of our site, definitely will see this) for his repeating triumphs of the Byng and Selke trophies.
I was fairly certain that Richards would take away the Selke, but perhaps the national media doesn't love his balls as much as I perceive them to. In the 15 NHL seasons since 1994, the award has been won by a Red Wings six times: Fedorov in '94 and '96, Yzerman in 2000, Draper in 2004, Datsyuk in '08 and '09.
The deadpanned "Second" was superb. Pav's the best.