June 21, 2009

Yeah, maybe. But don't get your hopes up.


"Yzerman likely to be named to Hall on Tuesday"


Other things likely to take place on Tuesday:

  • The Sun will rise.
  • It will still be June.
  • You could throw something in the air and it will come back down.
  • Still won't be over Game 7.
  • Still won't be over Game 5 from last year.
  • Somebody will write an article about Chris Osgood being average.
  • A Penguins fan will tie politics and hockey together and form an insult that includes the words "jobless", "wheelchair", and at least one other term that indicates he/she is 11 years old.
  • Nik Kronwall will wake up suddenly at 3:30 AM after having yet another "crossbar" nightmare.
  • We will wake up mysteriously in each other's arms after having another "crossbar" nightmare.
  • Pavel Datsyuk will watch a rerun of his all-time favorite show: Perfect Strangers.
  • While playing a game of Pictionary with his family, Jiri Hudler will kill all the momentum his team had generated on the last four turns by taking a premature slapshot that misses wide, swings around the boards and leads to a 2-on-1 the other way. No, that's not suppose to make any sense.
  • Joe Thornton will choke on his roast beef sandwich at lunch and falsely claim that "it went down the wrong tube."
  • Bruce MacLeod will receive another email from us suggesting that Red Wings Corner and TTD join forces to create "Bombay's Corner" -- a site that would showcase A) the incomprehensibe amount of hockey knowledge that resides within MacLeod's brain, and B) dick jokes. He will report the email as spam.
  • Mark Messier will wake up, disrobe, walk over to the full length mirror in his bathroom, look himself right in the eye and masturbate until he loses consciousness.

2 comments:

Nick said...

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1778081

Thought this was funny.

Hoser said...

I think that's the first time I've laughed since game 7.

Very nice.