The Wings signed D-man Andy Delmore, a guy who spent the last few seasons in Germany playing for the Frozen Hamburgers or something.
According to www.hockeydb.com, Delmore had 10 goals and 35 points in 51 games in 2007-08 and nine goals and 31 points in 52 games last season for the Freezers.
With the signing of Delmore, the Griffins have rounded out their veteran core after adding left-handed-shooting defenseman Doug Janik and forwards Kris Newbury and Jeremy Williams during the off-season. They also re-signed Ryan Oulahen.
(Hockeydb was not linked up there because if you were to click it, you would never get off the computer. It's cyber heroin.)
So that still leaves us waiting on a completed version of this thing:
Alright, now that we've avoided the shame of having the next bit of news be our only reason for posting, we can tell you in good conscience (not really) that The Triple Deke is now on Twitter.
There is hardly a practical reason for this. In truth, it may never be used. We shall see.
So if you've got one of these contraptions, follow us or friend us or whatever the hell it is that you do so we aren't so lonely, and in the meantime we will try to figure out what "RT" and all that shit is suppose to mean.