August 13, 2009

This happened in real life


"Man who groped Minnie Mouse at Disney World guilty of battery"



"Disney employee Brittney Duncan McGoldrick told the Orange County Sheriff’s Office she was dressed as Minnie Mouse at the Toon Town Character greet room at the Magic Kingdom when Moyer grabbed her inappropriately.

Duncan McGoldrick said Moyer hugged her, grabbed her breasts and buttocks then pulled her into his lap, according to an arrest affidavit.

As part of the sentence, Moyer has to write a letter of apology to McGoldrick. He also is under supervised probation for 180 days, must complete 50 hours of community service within four months, pay $1,000 in court costs and submit to a mental evaluation with treatment, if necessary."


And, this from the comments:

"This is the craziest thing I ever heard. Everyone knows Daisy Duck is WAY hotter than Minnie Mouse. That "chick" doesn't wear pants!"


I don't even know what to add to this.


4 comments:

cmk said...

Obviously, considering his fine, Moyer must NOT be a pro-athlete.

Rumbear said...

"...Daisy Duck is WAY hotter than Minnie Mouse. That "chick" doesn't wear pants!"

A duck fan......the comment has Corey Perry written all over it.

The Summer That Could Have Been continues.....

RT said...

In actual hockey news...

We could've got Prospal for $1.1mil? The fuck...?

Not so happy about the Williams deal anymore

J.J. from Kansas said...

When Moyer was asked about his sentence, he replied "Now that's just fucking Goofy"

He was then arrested for rape...