Excessive "Scissoring" leaves multiple Wings with groin issues

Ansar Khan:

"Henrik Zetterberg, Dan Cleary, Todd Bertuzzi and Jason Williams are dealing with nagging groin injuries, nothing serious. Zetterberg and Cleary stayed off the ice and hope to skate and play later this week. Bertuzzi and Williams practiced Monday but aren't ready to play."

Chris McCosky adds this ray of sunshine:

"Zetterberg's injury, by far, is the worst."

Hooray!

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Tonight's lineup:

Johan Franzen – Pavel Datsyuk – Tomas Holmstrom
Ville Leino – Valtteri Filppula – Mattias Ritola
Johan Ryno – Cory Emmerton – Kirk Maltby
Kris Newbury – Justin Abdelkader – Tomas Tatar

Niklas Kronwall – Brad Stuart
Derek Meech – Jonathan Ericsson
Jakub Kindl – Andy Delmore

Daniel Larsson
Dan Cloutier

Dan Cloutier is going to be playing hockey for the Detroit Red Wings tonight. If I were to walk in on my parents having a three way with Wilt Chamberlain's corpse, it still wouldn't look as strange as the previous sentence.