TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS 5 - 1 DETROIT RED WINGS
I only saw the 3rd period. That was plenty.
J-Will is down for the next several weeks with a broken leg, which leaves us with a lineup of like,
Datsyuk - Zetterberg - Holmstrom
Leino - Helm? - a guy
my neighbor's dog - Christmas tree stand - pointillism drawing of Steven Seagal
uh ...... Tim Taylor?
Should we start a pool for who goes down next? My money is on Homer. He smells rather injury-ish right now. Everything is going his way, after he was written off last year and over the summer, and he's literally like the only guy that hasn't been hobbled by something over the last two months. And it won't be a petty injury either, like a bruise or a tweak -- it's going to be a fractured skull. A puck is going to be shot through the man's head and he is going to die.
Moreover, what in the hell is going on in this league right now? Is there anybody who isn't injured? Half the players are on IR. The other half have swine flu. Pretty soon fans are going to get injured if they keep having to watch Lebda and Ericsson paired together.
What if this doesn't end? Worse yet -- what if Bertuzzi keeps not getting hurt?
God this sucks.