BOSTON BRUINS @ DETROIT RED WINGS
7:00 (for real this time) -- Joe Louis Arena
Bruins: 6-6-1, 10th in Eastern Conference | Wings: 5-4-3, 11th in Western Conference
Thanks for your well wishes over the weekend. Here I thought you were all heartless vagabonds who lust for the forbidden and are consumed by mindless greed, but in actuality you are pretty cool.
Bruins blog of choice: The Big Bad Bruins.
(September 10th, Phil Kessel farewell post) "Hi! I'm an oft-injured winger that is asking for a whole bunch of money...even though I've really only had one good year. I'm also an extreme defensive liability. Did I mention that I'll sprain a knee if you look at me cross-eyed?
Likes: hockey shorts that show my taint, ProActiv Solution, and money, Money, MONEY!!
Dislikes: when people say that I look like the result of a drunken hook-up between Skeletor and a burn victim."
The Bruins have remarkably rotated wins and losses every game this year. Not only did they lose their last game, but they were shut out. So recent history tells us that the Wings are going to give up 13 goals and a piano covered in swine flu vomit will fall on Nick Lidstrom's head.
The recap for this game will be the first in-person account of the season as I'll be meeting up with Osrt at JLA. Tune in tomorrow as I reveal his real name and social security number.