I wrote a little ditty about the cool prizes you can win by donating to the H2H fund. If you ever want to see your stupid family again, you will go there and pitch in five bucks. No really -- I've got your dad right now in the camel clutch, holding a pen to his neck. Hahahahaha, a "pen". Because I'm a blogger! With the writing!
What a day of hockey yesterday, almost too much of it to process. And commentator ignorance. However, in Mike Milbury's defense, he's dumber than a bag of ape dicks (note to NBC: this is an unconscionably horrible defense.) I only have a few minutes here so I'll have to end this abruptly and most appropriately: