"It's great, isn't it? It's called goaltending," coach Mike Babcock said.
We now know a couple of things about Mike Babcock. One, Ville Leino definitely had sex with his wife. When Brad May fell down while turning 90 degrees with the speed of a drunken toddler, that much became certain.
And two: he is in complete, head-over-heels manlove with Jim Howard. No "m" and "y" at the end of that bitch anymore -- he is a "Jim" from now a on. A straight up fully grown goalie dude. I preemptively cut up my credit cards to keep myself from buying a Howard #35 jersey in my sleep tonight. (I still regret that awful morning I woke up to find that an autographed Chris Shelton jersey had been over-nighted to my door.) How Osgood is supposed to read that and not hop in the sack with Leino and Mrs. 'Cock is beyond me.
We'll cover this game and the week ahead ... uh ... later. But not now. (Suck it, a Who's the Boss marathon is on.)