April 29, 2010

Eulogizing the 2010 Phoenix Coyotes



I had the pleasure of writing the Coyotes eulogy over at Puck Daddy today. Hop on over there and check it out.

This will also be my quasi-replacement of a Game 7 recap. It feels dirty to not write one for a game of that magnitude, but I only had time for one post.

7 comments:

cmk said...

Funny, funny stuff! Now that you're famous, will you still talk to us peons anymore? ;)

AxeMaster9 said...

Being that I refuse to comment on puckdaddy figured I would tell you here that your post was epic. Hope you dont get to big for your britches. We wouldnt want you to feel like your slumming it. Maybe you could write your own version of "what we learned" and just call Lambart a douche like 50 times in a row.

hockeychic said...

It was a great eulogy!

Baroque said...

As I told you on twitter already, nice job - and interesting that Shane Doan and Sammy are distant relatives. :)

Anonymous said...

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Sullyosis said...

I loved all the inside jokes. I also loved some of the dipsh*t comments people left. One guy says "I'd laugh if it weren't also so true. Blame Gary, that's all Wings fans do. Lose in the Finals? Blame Gary. Too many injuries? Blame Gary. GM makes a bone-head signing? Blame Gary."

But he neglected to acknowledge that we actually have a real, actual tin foil hat society. I mean we really sat their with tin foil hats and willed the team to win. That's more than just whining fans...it's dedication to a premise we all love to bitch about.

Baroque said...

"I'd laugh if it weren't also so true. Blame Gary, that's all Wings fans do. Lose in the Finals? Blame Gary. Too many injuries? Blame Gary. GM makes a bone-head signing? Blame Gary."

That doesn't even make any sense. It's true that Doan came back from the dead? Reading comprehension failure.

And the compressed schedule, short summers, and bonehead opponents get blamed for injuries, and bad signings get blamed on the person who made them. Idiot.